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Start A Religion, Stay Out of Jail and Other Absurd Tales

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Start A Religion, Stay Out of Jail and Other Absurd Tales

Reviewed by Logan J Medland

The previous book we reviewed just before this was “Melania,” and “Start A Religion” blows Ms. Trump’s cover out of the water. (are we still allowed to use “Ms.”?)

There is so much going on here! The cover appears to be a trashy tabloid and the text below it (and there is a LOT of text) presents the contents of the book in the form of sensationalist headlines:

“Dentist Convention Doubles as Torture Camp”
“Students Murder Teacher To Get Out of Homework”
“Man Steals Icebox”
“Inside The World’s Swankiest Bomb Shelter”

Since this appears to be a book of short stories, and it’s reasonable to assume those headlines are the content matter of those stories. (If they’re not, JABBIC is gonna be pissed.)

We never heard of the author Logan J Medland, and have to assume the “J” stands for “Just Let Out Of The Asylum.”

JABBIC finds this cover to be terrific and, to be honest, and best of all tells a lot about the contents and spirit of the stories. It’s one of the rare books we’ve reviewed that we may actually read .

“A JABBIC PICK!”

Rating★★★★

 

 

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  1. Pets: do they secretly hate us? Could starting a religion allow one to live one’s entire life as a tax write-off and are the cost-to-benefit ratios worth it? What if the donut shop around the corner stays open all through the sleepless nights and its only patrons were every person you’ve ever known? Could this indeed be heaven? What happens when the delivery driver falls in love with one of his customers? Is there redemption for the students who planned and executed their teacher’s demise, just to get out of doing their homework? Would you survive the apocalypse if you built the world’s most well-planned bomb shelter? Is simply surviving enough, or would you need trustworthy companionship as well? Is cheese the most perfect food? Find out answers to these questions and so much more…

  2. Pets: do they secretly hate us? Could starting a religion allow one to live one’s entire life as a tax write-off and are the cost-to-benefit ratios worth it? What if the donut shop around the corner stays open all through the sleepless nights and its only patrons were every person you’ve ever known? Could this indeed be heaven? Find out answers to these questions and so much more….

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