Ah, hem. Okay, err… Let’s judge Menalia but its cover. Obviously, Mrs. Trump spared no expense in designing this cover. Think of the hours spent slaving over the digital tablets and Adobe Illustrator. The sweat, the craft, the sheer artistry – All of those designers pulling together to give us this all black cover with a white name.  It’s The Beatle’s White Album in reverse.

It’s kind of cheating, as JABBIC usually surmises the contents of a book by the visual and textual clues on its cover. So, if I did not know who Melania was, this cover would leave me totally in the dark.

But I DO know which Melania is being referred to, and the cover still leaves me in the dark.

What this cover does tell me is absolutely nothing, and I can only imagine the contents, when all is said and done, tells me absolutely nothing, too.