‘TransAtlantic’ by Colum McCann. We’ve got these three sepia-toned images of an early airplane, and if that doesn’t scream “riveting novel,” I don’t know what does. I mean, seriously, was the Wright brothers’ plane the best they could come up with?

And then there’s the title, “TransAtlantic,” written in this fancy cursive script. It feels like it’s trying way too hard to be sophisticated. But the real kicker is the empty space. So much white space! It’s like they’re saying, “We didn’t have enough material to fill the cover, so here’s some emptiness for you to ponder.”

But hey, if you’re into novels that probably involve a lot of historical pontificating and transatlantic flights, this might be your thing. Just don’t expect any fireworks or explosions – unless they’re really, really subtle.

**Rating: ★★☆☆☆ Summary: “TransAtlantic” features a cover that exudes historical depth and sophistication with its vintage airplane imagery and ample white space. Ideal for those interested in thoughtful, historical narratives – just not if you’re looking for something action-packed.