Oh, hallelujah! We’ve got Nicholas Sparks, the king of tear-jerkers, gracing us with “Counting Miracles.” The cover shows an old man walking with his dog, probably counting miracles along the way, one blessing at a time. Is he walking towards a miracle or just away from his past? Only Nicholas knows!

And that sky! It’s practically glowing with divine light. If this isn’t a sign from above, I don’t know what is. The house on the hill and the vibrant fall colors suggest this book will be as heartwarming as a Sunday sermon. I can almost hear the choir singing in the background.

But seriously, folks, will this book just be another walk in the park, or will it lead us to the miraculous revelation we all need? Only time—and a few hundred pages—will tell.

JABBIC Rating: ★★★★☆

Summary: “Counting Miracles” by Nicholas Sparks promises a heartwarming tale of faith and redemption, set against a backdrop that practically glows with divine light. Expect miracles, both big and small, on every page.

Reviewed by Reverend Samuel Parker