“Oh, look at this one! ‘Don’t Believe Everything You Think.’ Well, isn’t that just precious? A line drawing of a head with a brain that looks like a spaghetti explosion. Real profound, folks. Let me guess, it’s one of those ‘deep’ books that tells you your thoughts are the root of all your problems. Like I needed a book to tell me that! And the subtitle – ‘Why Your Thinking Is the Beginning & End of Suffering.’ Wow, thanks, Socrates! If I wanted to feel guilty about my own brain, I’d call my mother. But case in point, look at what I think, and yet this book is a runaway bestseller!  Who knew?  Hey, if you’re into turning your brain into a pretzel with philosophical mumbo-jumbo, this one’s for you. Good luck, Einstein!”