Alright, ladies and gents, feast your eyes on the cover of “Hotel Portofino” by J.P. O’Connell. Now, this is one classy lady staring off into the sunset, probably wondering why she didn’t pack any SPF 50.  I hope there’s an aloe vera plant somewhere in that hotel.

The title “Hotel Portofino” makes me think of luxurious vacations, gourmet meals, and, let’s be real, some good old-fashioned drama. I mean, look at that backdrop! It’s got all the makings of a juicy story: a beautiful coastline, picturesque buildings, and the promise of a summer romance that could go up in flames.

And the artwork? Well, it’s got that old-timey, vintage poster vibe that makes you want to sip a martini and pretend you’re in the Roaring Twenties.

JABBIC Rating: ★★★★☆

Summary: “Hotel Portofino” by J.P. O’Connell boasts a cover that screams vintage glamour and sun-soaked drama. With a pensive woman gazing out at a stunning coastal town, it promises a tale of luxury, romance, and possibly some sizzling beachside secrets. a perfect getaway read.

Reviewed by Joe “Steel” Harris