“How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack” – Good heavens, just when you thought tending to your garden was a peaceful, almost spiritual endeavor, here comes this revelation! This cover, with its adorable yet sinister gnomes, has me rethinking my entire approach to horticulture. The detailed annotations like “benign appearance belies murderous intent” and “spellbinding flashing lights are prelude to an attack” make me chuckle, but also ponder the hidden dangers lurking amidst my begonias. And don’t even get me started on the pagan roots of these little fellows! It’s enough to make any good reverend question his choice of garden decor. Now, I find myself checking over my shoulder for rogue gnomes every time I water the plants.

Rating: ★★★★☆

Summary: A hilarious and slightly alarming guide that turns garden gnomes into the ultimate lawn warriors.

Reviewed by: Reverend Samuel Parker